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Poster:cocoajava
Date:2005-02-15 15:01
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It's inevitable. Eventually, Pixies WILL rule the galaxy. *nod* I see evidence that this invasion has already begun, and I cower in fear and awe.

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Poster:cocoajava
Date:2004-07-15 12:33
Subject:Because Pixie has a headache today.
Security:Public
Mood: giggly

A Drabble. 100 words exactly.

The pixie’s head pounded. She sat alone in a darkened room, waiting for the drugs to take the pain away. She wanted to cry, it hurt so badly, but being a brave pixie she could not.

From out of nowhere, a form appeared, reaching to touch her pounding brow. Gentle fingers stroked her fevered skin, whispering soothing words to draw the pain away.

She smiled gratefully, uttering one word of thanks. “Umph”. Hugo nodded, understanding its full meaning, and then vanished, leaving one arched brow hovering in mid air for a long, sweet moment, and then she was alone again.

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Poster:cocoajava
Date:2004-06-11 16:07
Subject:Cause we all need comfort food sometimes.
Security:Public
Mood: Spinning

Today is now officially declared to be "Make Jo Some Homemade Smack and Cheeze and Fly it to Nebraska Day"

Or MJSHSACAFITND for those of you that <3 acronyms.

*nod* Go ye forth and boil pasta! Here's a recipe! Now you have no excuse!

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Poster:lilithilien
Date:2004-05-26 14:17
Subject:For sicky girl
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You need to go to bed! And if you don't stay there, Hugo's just going to have to make you!

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Poster:cocoajava
Date:2004-05-24 00:24
Subject:Yes this is on crack. So?
Security:Public
Mood: crazy

Crossstitch of roses
And kittens on monitors
Boxes of White Wine
And warm flannel drawstrings
Brown paper eBay packages
Tied up with strings
These are a few of Jo's favorite things

Cream colored temari balls
And crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and Pizza deliveries
An' smack and cheeze noodles
Wild Hugos that fly with the moon on their wings,
These are a few of Jo's favorite things

Dave in white dresses,
With blue satin sashes,
Leopardskin thongs that stay on her nose and eyelashes,
Silver white winters,
That melt before she has to drive to work in it...
These are a few of Jo's favorite things

When the Game bites,
When the Plot stings,
When she's feelin' sad,
She simply remember her favorite things,
And then she attacks my pup and gives him agony and grief and this no longer rhymes..... tooo bad!

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Poster:lilithilien
Date:2004-05-21 17:19
Subject:Made in China?
Security:Public


Umph!

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Poster:cocoajava
Date:2004-05-10 11:43
Subject:Yay For Mondays! Shall I Sing You A Song, Jo?
Security:Public
Mood: naughty

Taken from A Systems Manager's guide to Network Management

The whole thing's amusing, but this bit jumped out at me somehow. And yes, I DID Google the words Postal Pixie and stumbled on this!

So, how do these networks work?

Basically, networks operate by having a number of pixies work together in order to move packets of data from one place to another. To control the movement and interaction of these pixies, various types of protocol exist which we will look at in greater detail in the rest of this document. At this point, it must be pointed out that Microsoft use imps instead of pixies, and Novell use both. Various different pixie control protocols are in common use, and we will look in more detail at some: This is an oversimplfication since it sort of bundles transport protocols with other things. To networks people this is important to systems managers it isn't.

TCP:

TCP stands for "Totally Controllable Pixies" - This protocol was invented by the Americans who are well known for exaggerating many claims. In actuality, the pixies are not under much control and do pretty much what they want. Often seen in association with the Totally Controllable Pixie protocol are two other phrases, "IP" (Intelligent Pixies) and "UDP" (Unusually Dumb Pixies). As a general rule, if you use the Intelligent Pixie protocol, you stand a better chance of the packets being delivered than if you use the Unusually Dumb Pixie protocol. Since TCP is by far the most common pixie protocol these days, we will look at this in more detail later, but for completeleness, we will look at some others.

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Poster:bunnysquee
Date:2004-05-09 17:48
Subject:pic spam
Security:Public
Mood: cold

A little oldie but goodie to face the new week, jo. Hope it doesn't suck too much.

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Poster:lilithilien
Date:2004-05-07 09:14
Subject:catz
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Good morning sunshine!

*flinches at your glare*

*whispers* Oh, was that too loud?

Just wanted to send you a little distraction to keep you sane(r) on this beautiful Friday morning.

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Poster:lilithilien
Date:2004-05-03 08:03
Subject:Mornin' Jo!
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Two things for you today!

First, go to fileg's post and check out her Hugo/Simon icon. I think you'll like it.

Second, a picture for you:



You know what he's thinking, don't you? Room 110....

Love ya!

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Poster:lilithilien
Date:2004-04-30 11:01
Subject:Hugo spampic of the day
Security:Public
Mood:hungover

Ever wondered how he gets his eyebrow to do that? Here's a shot of him practicing.


A-one and a-two and a...

ETA: Stupid frickin' link!

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Poster:lilithilien
Date:2004-04-29 07:44
Subject:bibblemuishomqsqueespst
Security:Public

JO GO LOOK AT THIS NOW! RIGHT NOW! DO IT! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SERIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING IN MY LIFE!

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Poster:cocoajava
Date:2004-04-28 16:04
Subject:Triple Drabble - Booking A Vacation DW/HW
Security:Public
Mood: amused

Title: "Booking A Vacation"
Author: cocoajava
Pairing: Dave/Hugo
Rating: G
Disclaimer: The book exists. The situation, alas, hasn't ever happened. Triple-drabble (300 words exactly) written for sarcasticchick who wanted to see Dave and Hugo in the library stacks, for some damned reason!

(The Dewey Decimal System was invented by doddering old fools with nothing better to do than to drive the rest of us crazy)

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Poster:lilithilien
Date:2004-04-28 11:35
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Ms. Jo, sorry I got distracted last night. Mellors was frolicking naked, with wildflowers. Yeah. You know how I said I wasn't crazy about the movie? Well, it got a helluva lot better. Not a great film by any means ... *ducks to miss RohanDove's shoe* ... but fun.

So just wondering what's your opinion on facial hair? Because, um ... well, I just thought the idea of running your fingers through this might make you feel better. And yes, once the in-laws disappear in a mysterious RVing accident and we collect the insurance money, I will cough up the big bucks to buy you one of these. Until then, just ignore the tacky watermarks and let your imagination run wild.

*huggles*

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Poster:lilithilien
Date:2004-04-27 10:38
Subject:Hugo, black leather, hands
Security:Public

Made ya look!



Good morning ... remember we love you!

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Poster:rohandove
Date:2004-04-26 21:22
Subject:
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Mood: happy

I LOVE JO TOO!


:)

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Poster:bunnysquee
Date:2004-04-26 19:58
Subject:pic spam
Security:Public
Mood: heh

jo, look who's lounging about waiting for you to get off work:

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Poster:cocoajava
Date:2004-04-26 19:02
Subject:Survey says................ We Love Jo!
Security:Public
Mood:*nsogxxx*

I'm brainstuck on Jo's latest drabble challenge to me - I WILL conquer it but it's not sparking in mah brain right now, but I wanted to kick off the SarcasticLoveAThon with something to make her smile after what's gonna be a VERY long day at work. What, 12 hours or so today it's looking like? Gah.

Anyway. Watch me recycle the heck outta an old story! Dave/Hugo, rated G for Goofy (but R for language, them bad boys). Tossing it in Jo's lap just for some quick grins and giggles.

(That's What Neighbors Are For)

(And BTW, GIP! Behold the scourge of fandom! Taken in my back yard last summer.)

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Poster:lilithilien
Date:2004-04-26 18:47
Subject:A pome
Security:Public

We love you Jo,
Oh yes we do.
We love you Jo
It's true.
And Hugo,
He loves Jo, too,
Oh, Jo, we all love you!

Hehehe! Didn't know you had your own little fanclub, but now I do, and now I can slobbergropelickbitetickleslap praise you to my heart's content.

I hope you're hanging in there, sweetie! Illegitimi non carborundum or summat.

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Poster:caribouken
Date:2003-10-11 13:30
Subject:Happy Boithday Jo
Security:Public
Mood:creative

Just wanted to lift my mug of Maple Caramel Creme Coffee and salute you on achieving another milestone in your pursuit of longevity. Thanks for keeping Ms. CocoaJava sane (being a relative term, of course), and for being her frequent partner in crimes against literature.

May you live long and write often. And here's hoping they never find a cure for that infectious laughter of yours!

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